If you think this is extreme, look more closely. Mountain Dew is my solution for anything!! It has been there for me through all the major milestones in life. It sits up with me at night and sustains me through the inevitable bouts of sleep deprivation; it's comforted in my all-time lows; it's celebrated with me in my proudest moments. It truly is my source of solace, comfort, and pleasure. You can make ANY day better by chugging a Dew! It's similar to chocolate in that way...except better.
No doubt about it....Mountain Dew is close to God. I love it, long for it, and crave it. Daily. It's awesome. It's love.
Add Mountain Dew to a morning routine,
And you're off to a great start.
It'll be there to comfort you,
It'll get close to your heart.
It's lemony-lime and sugary fizz
It's caffeine content will make you a whiz
It's the best you're gonna get
as far as cokes go.
So, go ahead and chug one,
and let the world know.
Ode to Mountain Dew,
It will ALWAYS be there for me
So, my friend, in return
Loyal to it, I will forever be!!
